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Ep. 36 | The Black C3PO and the Earlobe Connoisseur

Welcome back to the Scoreperpodcast!

That's right, you heard it!!, our faces will now be on your screens for just £3 a month via the Patron link down below. We promise that this isn't a pyramid scheme where we end up buying GDK, it's simply to provide you guys with better content. This week we kickstart the conversation with Nathan coming to the understanding that he simply has no fantasies, whilst learning about taydays infatuation with female earlobes. We then move to the discussion on the difference between naturally wanting to control situations in your life vs being a control freak. A very well rounded discussion, ending with a little crime mystery for the listeners. 

Tune in x

 

Timestamps

00:00 — Patreon Breakdown (New Content)

06:00 - Intro

08:30 - Fantasies of the earlobe 

18:00 - Finding it hard to say sorry 

22:00 - The game of control 

33:30 - Doin up cluedo - crime mysteries

39:30 - Reddit loss porn

44:26 - Sleepers

 

Sleepers

FLOHIO - Roundtown

Rimzee - PTSD

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Ep. 35 | "I don't want to die flaccid"

Welcome back to the scoreperpodcast! Nathan and Thaddeus are back in their groove for good now baby. In this weeks episode Nathan details how he missed out on a £30k payout on Gamestop stock while his friends made a killing; will he let the jealousy get the better of him? Thaddeus delves into the ongoing failings of the educational institution that is Ampleforth College, as it recieves a notice from Ofsted to close down operations over safeguarding issues. The pod then rounds up with several news stories, from Danileigh's shit show of a tune "Yellow Bone", to an Iranian man smoking porcupine shit — we like to keep things related here at the scoreperpodcast. Tuck in x

Timestamps

00:00 — Shaw misses out on £30k Gamestop stock payout

06:38 — "Daily Mail" Tay calls Shaw out on his self-censoring in the last episode

14:38 — Does Ampleforth College deserve to get lock arf?

26:50 — Danileigh gasses up the "Yellow Bones"

36:57 — DJ Khaled and Fat Joe join OnlyFans

40:16 — Iranian man doesn't bathe for 66 years and smokes porcupine shit

47:09 — Sleepers

Sleepers 

Gucci Pucci — Song Cry

Shoos Off — Caked (Luv N' Again)

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Ep. 34 | "I won't wish death on them capitol man... but I ain't wishing life either"

Allllright then, back like we never left and bringing them old school vibes like eggy bread. Welcome back to the scoreperpodcast, we know we've been missing for a little while but we promise to not do that to you guys without proper warning in the future. This episode was all about getting rid of the ring rust, and providing some quality waffle for you guys to take in wherever you decide to listen. From a discussion on our battles with an internet troll claiming one of the homies has the HIV, to Tayday doing up Robert Kardashian in defending kodak blacks skullduggery after being pardoned by Trump. There's something for everyone, safe x

 

Timestamps

00:00- Intro/Where we have been

06:00 - SPP attacked by Internet troll

08:30- Character defamation from a past link

14:38 - Tay asks Nathan for Bumble assisstance

23:29 - Trump pardoning the homies(exc. kODAK)

28:30 - Capitol riots

33:30 - Armie Hammer doing up cannibalism

38:50 - Gov and politics

41:44 - Sleepers

Sleepers 

Samm Henshaw - Still broke

Lil Boom - Beauty and receipt

 

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Ep. 33 | "Has your sibling ever stabbed you over frozen yoghurt though?... "

Welcome back for another pod, this week we are lucky to have Nikita on the pod again to talk our general ish. After the niceties of discussing shaw finally becoming employed and Nikita finishing her end of term assessments, we discuss the recent news that has found its way to us. Ranging from siblings beefing over 4G data ending in fatalities and the recent surge in demand for underground bunkers. We then close out the pod with Nikita speaking on her experiences with running her fashion business and how she's involved with the lucrative business her family is involved in. 

 

Time stamps

Intro - 00:00 

Underground bunker - 12:22

23:00 - Brother kills sibling over mobile data

37:00 - creating your own brand

52:00 - Family business

1:08:56 - Care package talk

 

Sleepers

ENNY - Peng black girls 

Jelani Blackman - Hello

Ep. 32 | "I'm divorcing my right hand..."

New week same group of people giving insightful waffle on the mic, minus a very volatile James who has once again decided to just ghost everyone for a week. The episodes kicked off on a rejoiceful tip as Tayday says goodbye to his close companion..... his right hand...... and decides to edge closer to female human interaction as he fears he will lose his youth, his socialising skills, and the nerves in his palm. We then digress into the Grammy's vs Justin Bieber, to then end on what type of vigilantes we would be if given the gifts of superpowers.  Tune in and enjoy     Time stamps Intro - 00:00 Grammy Nominations - 06:00 Dutchavelli DMs leaked- 20:18 Superheroes & Vigilantes; Do Great Power Come With Great Responsibility - 29:13 Tampons now free in Scotland - 48:52 Shemima Begum Returning? - 52:00   Sleepers - 56:00 Bel Cobaine - Broken bridge  Kwes.e - Dolce Socials  Scoreperpodcast

Ep. 31 | "Sainsbury's must've thought it was Christmas in Nigeria"

Welcome back to the scoreperpodcast, this week we start off the discussion talking about a dilemma a close friend of the pod is having, and yes the name may allude to it being a specific someone but we assure you this is not the case..... Shortly after, we ran through some of the comments under Sainsbury's most recent advertisement, just to hear the heartfelt attempts of Karens relating more to aliens and carrots than black British people. I can almost hear Karen doing a shaku next to her turkey right now.  Tune in for the rest x

Timestamps

00:00 - Intro

05:00 - Smaythans dilemma, which leads to a lot more dilemmas amongst ourselves 

17:30 - Tayday's initiation to the crack fiends

19:46 - Witnessing turd munching in the cell at work

22:15 - Sainsbury's advert breakdown

30:20 - Harry styles wears a dress for male empowerment 

44:25 - Covid fucked with my morals.... its strictly get the bag or die tryin

53:00 - Shmaythan gets fired even tho he's got 11 kids

1:15:00 - Outro

Sleepers 1:01:04

Jafaris - Glue

Tayday - Half Nelson (prod. Essa Weira)

Daisy maybe - Pasadena

 

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Ep. 30 | "Octavian deserves to get beat out by 6 man..."

Welcome back to episode number 30 of the Scoreperpodcast! After many technical difficulties we managed to record a banger of an episode for all you man. We discuss, in-depth some serious topics both in the news and in our own personal lives. These included, In house domestics that lead to broken bones, the newly cancelled Oct**ian beating women and what this means for him both now and in the future. We then pray for each-others countries for our own selfish reasons and talk about Cosmo Pyke spreading HIV knowingly. Tay then reveals he was previously employed working part-time as a sperm donor and we round off the ep talking about a potential Scoreperpodcast care package that might be available soon. 

 

Timestamps

00:00        Intro

00:48       James broken hand story

10:32        When can/should you challenge a parent?

17:47        Pray for our countries

22:02       Octavian is a woman beater - What now?

37:08       Cosmo Pyke spreading HIV

39:58       DIY tattoo guns at AA

42:00       Earning money for shoulder shaking 

Sleepers

57:31 - <3 Claudia Valentina Ɛ>  -   4:15 

1:00:46 - Maxi Millz  -   Burning Ears 

1:03:35 - Jeshi -  Look Like trouble

 

1:06:56       SPP MERCH COMING SOON 

 

 

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Ep. 29 | "I blacked out in my uber... I thought my organs were getting robbed"

Welcome Back To The Scoreperpodcast. Nathans back to defend himself against the joint tryanny of Tay and James, his character should never be deformed when he isn't present, that's some fugazi antics. In a short but punchy episode, we talk all things current from Trump throwing his toys out of the pram as he looks to receive a worldwide L, to speaking on a situation where a young girl was abducted on her way to school and whether this trending topic should still be trending. Tune in for some laughs and hopefully some insightful comments.  Always chime in and let us know what you want to hear next, 

safe x

 

Timestamps

00:00 — Niceties and Nathan welcomes himself back

04:00 — Final Motive Before Lockdown

07:23 — Uber driver moving sus

11:20 — Absent Parenting 101

15:57 — Lockdown 2.0

18:00 — US Election

25:30 — Rape and Abduction in South London

39:45 — Tales of the AA

47:30 — Sleepers

 

Sleepers

Sad Night Dynamite — Mountain Jack

Elijah Bank$y - From me 222 you  

 

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Ep. 28 | "My mum tried to put my magic mushrooms in a carbonara..."

Welcome back to the scoreperpodcast. With Nathan self-isolating whilst awaiting his COVID-19 test results, we were forced back into lockdown vibes with a virtual link up. Without him there to defend himself we discuss how Shaw spread the virus all over London and then jump into all things halloween themed. We chat about our maddest halloween experiences which included Tayday doing up firework wars on the streets of West London, and me getting force fed drugs by a woman twice my age. We also reminisce about the times in our lives where we were most shook and, how if things went differently Tay's marge could still be tripping now. As always we look at the funniest stories in the news this week, including the 5 year old who mistook her mums lube for hand sanitiser and shared around the class. Thaddeus also lies about seeing a witch in Stamford Brook and we rate each-other 1-10 on the Universal scale of Nuts.  

Hope you enjoy this ep and enjoyed this caption slyly cuz it took my(James) waved self like an hour to do x 

 

Timestamps

00:00 -  Intro

9:10 - Halloween Tales

19:03 - Times when we've been most shook

24:30 - Tay's mum unknowingly nearly puts shrooms in the carbonara

32:35 - Experiences with the Supernatural (are you attention seeking??)

39:20 - THE NEWS

39:35 - WNBA (is offering to lower the rim feminism) 

42:58 - 5 year old brings Lube into the reception class

45:30 - Out of 10 how good of a Nut are you

53:22 - Sleepers

 

Sleepers

kamal. — About the party

Kehlani — 24/7

 

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Ep. 27| "Versace slip ons and £700 fifa packs "

Welcome back to another episode of the scoreperpodcast, we ain't gone anywhere yet and we are here to bless your eardrums with that exquisite waffle. After a round-up of our weeks, we dive into recent news surfacing through the grapevine; Boris wanting the big bad boy pay rise, Student Loan flops and Sars. Tune in to hear us reacting to some peculiar situations such as dying mid-nut (RIP Mr McConaughey) and then being as transparent and truthful as can be when discussing some social justice issues occurring worldwide. 

 

Timestamps

00:00 -Intro

07:00 - TFL bankruptcy

10:31 - Boris wants a pay rise

16:00 - Comparing yourself to others 

17:49 - Heart attack mid beat

21:00 - Dumb Purchases w/ the Student Loan

30:00 - Tales of the AA

33:00 - Social justice and Sars

Sleepers 

Lex amor - Odogwu(Freestyle)

Sainte - Reference

 

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